my vag is so smooth its legendary
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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