so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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