no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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