What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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