no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
