do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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