This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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