i wish my penis had a tongue
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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