No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Randomize
