It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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