My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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