One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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