you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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