she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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