I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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