Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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