Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Drunk is a universal language darling
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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