That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
