used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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