VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
i just had sex bonerless
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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