Having a random hookup so left but love u
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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