Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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