I bet he comes in French.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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