Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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