erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
as a side note pls kill me
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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