YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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