I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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