I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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