just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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