I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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