hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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