yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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