I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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