It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
