she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
