whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I am naked and annoyed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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