she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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