Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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