i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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