great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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