the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I bet he comes in French.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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