I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Welp...herpes.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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