So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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