Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Randomize
