I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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