No stitches, just platelets and will power
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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