Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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