I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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