I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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