hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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